My dream job has been to be a travelling, culinary experiencing chef. While in Spain, I decided that I was going to get my exotic food on LOL and be the black Andrew Zimmern, LOL.
I was staring down at a buttery, beautiful plate of "Escargot" (see above). I was thinking "yeah, I got this!" WRONG! LOL I don't even think it tasted bad. I think it was moreso the idea of eating snails...Ughh or that I thought about eating them too long and hard. I was actually trying to act like "aww yeah I eat Escargot all the time, get like me---to my table-mates!!!" LOL
So I stabbed the little black thing (gotta make sure it was dead LOL). Raised the fork to my mouth, slid it in, waiting on it to slither I guess LOL
I bit into it and lawd I vomitted in my mouth a little LOL I drank down some wine realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll fast. I counted out how many were left as I looked around at the other guests and how they had wolfed down the 8-10 slithery, rubbery creatures. DAMN, I have 7 left, ughhhh LOL
Mr Zimmern, your job is SAFE!
Cara Merawat Rambut Kering dan Mengembang
10 years ago
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